18 Jokes For Frisbee

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Updated on: Jan 23 2025

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What's a frisbee's favorite type of investment? Mutual throws!
What did the frisbee say to the player? 'Throw me a line!
What did the frisbee say to the bee? 'Bee-have and watch my flight!
What did the frisbee say to the dog? 'Fetch me if you can!
Why did the frisbee break up with the boomerang? It wanted some 'distance'!
Why did the frisbee bring a lawyer to the game? For a fair toss-ment!
Why did the frisbee go to school? To get a higher education in flight dynamics!
What did the frisbee tell its friend who wanted a lift? 'I've got you covered!

The Misguided Missile

I once tried to impress a group by throwing a frisbee across a pond. Let's just say the fish had a better chance of catching it than my friend on the other side.

Flying Discs and Dishwashers

My dishwasher has a frisbee setting. Yeah, it spins everything around and flings it everywhere. My kitchen looks like a frisbee golf course after a tornado!

The Ultimate Betrayal

They call it Ultimate Frisbee, but let me tell you, there's nothing ultimate about a frisbee that decides to change direction mid-air and head straight for your face!

The Frisbee Forecast

I checked the weather forecast today. It said, Chance of frisbees flying in unpredictable directions. Looks like I'm staying indoors!

Frisbee vs. Fashion

You ever try to look cool while catching a frisbee? It's impossible! One wrong move and you're doing an interpretive dance of embarrassment.

Gravity's Game

Ever notice how a frisbee seems like the perfect object to defy gravity? Until you throw one, and it's like gravity says, Gotcha! Thought you could cheat me, huh?

Frisbee Follies

You know, they say frisbees were originally designed as a game for people and dogs. I tried playing frisbee with my cat once. Let's just say the frisbee didn’t come back, but my cat sure did—right on my face!

Frisbee Finale

In conclusion, if you ever feel like you're not good at anything, just remember: There's someone out there who's worse at catching frisbees than you. And that's an achievement in itself!

Frisbee Fitness Fiasco

I heard frisbee is a great way to stay in shape. Yeah, if by 'shape' you mean learning how to duck, dodge, and avoid getting smacked in the head!

Lost in Translation

Ever try explaining the rules of frisbee to someone who's never seen it? It's like trying to explain quantum physics to a goldfish—lots of spinning and confusion.

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