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I think these WhatsApp groups need a therapy session. You know, a safe space where we can discuss our feelings about that one person who constantly sends voice notes or the friend who floods the group with cat videos. We can have group therapy sessions like, "Hi, I'm Dave, and I'm addicted to sending memes." And the rest of the group responds, "Hi, Dave!" It's like a support group for digital addicts. "My name is Sarah, and I'm a chronic sticker user. I can't express myself without a dancing banana."
Maybe we can end each session with a collective deep breath and a promise to use WhatsApp responsibly. But who am I kidding? We'll probably just end up sending more GIFs of people facepalming.
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You ever feel like you're just wandering through the wilderness when it comes to WhatsApp groups? I mean, there are more groups than there are stars in the sky. You've got family groups, work groups, school groups, and then there's that one group where nobody knows why they're there. I joined this group labeled "Friends for WhatsApp in English." I thought, "Great! I'll finally have someone to discuss the intricate details of the English language with." But guess what? It's just memes, emojis, and the occasional 'Good Morning' message. I'm thinking, "Did I accidentally join the 'Emoji Appreciation Society' or something?"
Seems like we're all lost in this digital wilderness, desperately trying to find the exit, but all we get are notifications for someone's dog pictures or another 'dad joke' that makes you question your life choices. Maybe we should have a WhatsApp group for people lost in WhatsApp groups – call it "Lost Souls Anonymous.
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Let's talk about the 'Good Morning' messages in these WhatsApp groups. It's like a ritual. Every morning, you wake up to a flood of 'Good Morning' texts, complete with sunshine emojis and animated birds singing. It's like the entire group is collectively trying to wish you a good morning, even if it's 3 in the afternoon. I started feeling guilty if I didn't respond with an equally cheerful 'Good Morning.' It's like a competition. Who can wish the goodest morning of them all? And don't get me started on the passive-aggressive 'Good Morning' you get when you forget. It's like, "Sorry, Susan, I was busy adulting and forgot to acknowledge the virtual sunrise.
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So, in this 'Friends for WhatsApp in English' group, I thought we'd be discussing Shakespearean sonnets or dissecting the works of Dickens. Instead, it's like an emoji experiment gone wrong. I feel like I'm back in hieroglyphic school. Someone sends a message like, "How's everyone doing?" And you get responses like a series of thumbs up, crying-laughing faces, and a unicorn emoji. I'm like, "Are we communicating or casting spells here?"
Maybe we should rename the group to "Emoji-English 101," where we decode sentences like ancient scrolls. "Once upon a time, there was a 🦄 who wanted to 🚀 to the 🌙, but the 👨🚀 said, 'Not without my ☕️.'
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