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Why did the freshman bring a map to campus? They didn't want to 'lose track' of their goals!
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Why did the freshman join the astronomy club? They wanted to 'star' in their academic journey!
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Why did the freshman get a pet bird? To tweet their way through the semester!
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Why did the freshman become a geology major? They wanted a 'rock-solid' future!
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Why did the freshman carry a pencil sharpener everywhere? They wanted to stay 'sharp' in class!
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Why did the freshman take up gardening? They wanted to 'bloom' in their new environment!
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Why did the freshman bring a ladder to the school? Because they wanted to reach new heights!
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Why was the freshman excited to study history? They wanted to 'make their mark'!
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Why did the freshman become a detective? They wanted to 'uncover' new knowledge!
Freshman Survival Guide
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You ever notice how freshmen walk around campus with a map like they're on a treasure hunt? I unfolded mine, took a wrong turn, and ended up in a lecture hall full of people who looked way too smart. I felt like I accidentally stumbled into a TED Talk for quantum physics. My major? Getting out of there as inconspicuously as possible.
Freshman Follies
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You know, being a freshman is like entering a magical realm where the only spells you know are how to lose your way on campus and accidentally join the wrong club. I walked into the chemistry lab thinking it was a cooking class. Now I can make a mean volcano but don't ask me to whip up a soufflé.
Freshman Superpowers
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Being a freshman is like discovering a whole new set of superpowers. I mastered the art of speed-walking to make it to class on time, the ability to survive on three hours of sleep, and the incredible talent of making friends by bonding over shared confusion. Move over, Avengers; we've got the Freshmen League saving the day!
Freshman Einstein
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You know you're a freshman when your backpack is so heavy, it's basically a workout just getting to class. I carry around textbooks thicker than a novel, thinking I'm becoming the next Einstein. Little did I know, I'm just beefing up my biceps by lugging around the complete works of every subject known to man.
Freshman Philosophies
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Being a freshman is like having a mid-college crisis. I signed up for a philosophy class thinking it would give me all the answers to life. Instead, it left me questioning why I ever thought I could understand what Plato was talking about.
Freshman Wisdom
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Being a freshman is like being the GPS of your own life but with the navigation skills of a lost pigeon. I thought I was heading to the library, but somehow ended up at a fraternity house. Guess who's now their self-proclaimed librarian with a degree in accidental party planning?
Freshman Identity Crisis
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Being a freshman is like trying to find your identity in a sea of confusion. I thought I was signing up for a philosophy class, but turns out I accidentally enrolled in a course on existential crisis. Now I'm questioning the meaning of life every time I order a pizza.
Freshman Cafeteria Chronicles
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You know you're a freshman when you think the cafeteria food is gourmet cuisine. I looked at a plate of mystery meat and thought, Ah, a delicacy! My taste buds are still recovering from that bold culinary adventure.
Freshman Detective
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You ever notice how freshmen walk around campus with a Sherlock Holmes level of curiosity? I lost my phone once, retraced my steps, interrogated everyone I met, and finally found it in my backpack. I guess I'm just a detective with a really forgetful sidekick.
Freshman Fashion Faux Pas
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Being a freshman means thinking you're rocking the latest fashion trends, but in reality, you're just a walking advertisement for a laundry detergent. I wore mismatched socks for a week, thinking it was a bold fashion statement. Turns out, it was just a cry for help.
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