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Why did the first grader bring a backpack to the playground? Because he wanted to swing by!
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Why did the first grader refuse to play hide and seek? Because good students are always outstanding in their field!
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Why did the math book look sad for the first grader? Because it had too many problems!
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Why did the first grader bring a mirror to school? Because he wanted to show and tell!
First Graders' Logic
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You know, first graders have this amazing logic. They're like tiny philosophers, but with a snack break. My nephew asked me, If we can't see air, do fish see water? I'm just sitting there thinking, Kid, you're in the first grade, and you're already questioning the nature of existence. Meanwhile, I'm questioning whether I left the oven on!
Recess Revelations
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First graders have these deep revelations during recess. My nephew came up to me and said, You know, Uncle, recess is like a mini-vacation from the stress of being six. I'm thinking, Kid, you've nailed it. I need more recesses in my adult life.
Teacher Appreciation
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First graders genuinely appreciate their teachers. My cousin's daughter told her teacher, You're the bestest because you make math not feel like math. I'm thinking, Can we hire first graders to motivate us at work? 'You're the bestest because you make spreadsheets not feel like spreadsheets.'
Naptime Negotiations
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First graders are negotiation experts, especially when it comes to naptime. My niece told her teacher, I'll take a 10-minute nap, but only if I get two extra minutes of recess. I'm thinking, Kid, you've got a future in diplomacy or maybe just in convincing me to give her my dessert.
Homework Excuses
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First graders are already experts in coming up with creative excuses for not doing homework. My neighbor's kid told the teacher, My dog ate my homework, and then my cat used it as a scratching post. I'm impressed; that's a two-for-one excuse combo. I wish I could use that at work.
The Tooth Fairy Hustle
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First graders have a hustle game strong, especially when it comes to losing teeth. My friend's kid lost a tooth and said, I'm not giving it to the Tooth Fairy unless she pays in chocolate coins. I wish I had that level of negotiation skills with my dentist bills.
Artistic Masterpieces
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Have you ever seen a first grader's artwork? They bring home these abstract masterpieces, and you're supposed to decipher it. My friend's kid drew something that looked like a potato with spaghetti limbs. I asked, Is this a modern take on Picasso? He said, No, it's Mommy after a long day. I've never related to a stick-figure potato more in my life.
Lost and Found Mysteries
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First graders lose things all the time, and then there's the mystical place called the Lost and Found. It's like Narnia for misplaced mittens. My niece found a sock there and said, I think it belongs to a one-footed pirate. I'm convinced there's a secret society of sock pirates running around.
Inspirational Lunchbox Quotes
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First graders have these inspirational quotes on their lunchboxes, like, Believe in yourself, and Dream big. I love it, but I'm thinking, I need those quotes for my Monday morning meetings at work. Can you imagine opening your lunchbox to find, You got this! right before that important presentation? Instant confidence boost.
Genius Show-and-Tell
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Show-and-tell in first grade is like a genius convention. Kids bring in the most random things and present them like they've discovered the cure for boredom. This is my rock collection. I have a special rock for Mondays because it's the hardest day. I'm taking notes for my next PowerPoint presentation.
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