5 Jokes For Forensic

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 21 2024

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The Paranoid Criminal

Worrying About Getting Caught
I've watched so many forensic shows, I'm convinced that even if I accidentally break a plate, it's just a matter of time before the forensics team arrives.

The Overworked Forensic Scientist

Balancing Personal Life and Work Demands
People ask me if I have skeletons in my closet. I'm like, 'No, but I do have crime scene photos and a backlog of reports!'

The Clueless Detective

Struggling to Grasp Basic Forensic Concepts
I found a 'dead body' in my fridge - turns out, it was just my leftover lasagna wrapped in foil. I should really stop binge-watching crime shows.

The Suspicious Neighbor

Always Being Questioned by Investigators
Every time there's a crime in the area, I hear a knock on my door. Maybe I should start charging rent to these investigators.

The Cynical Attorney

Dealing with Forensic Evidence in Court
The day I stop seeing an eyebrow raise from the jury at 'forensic evidence' is the day pigs fly—or apparently, the day I retire.

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