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I was reading about the Ford Pinto, and apparently, the designers were really into "fiery passion." Well, they got the fiery part right, at least.
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I was thinking about the Ford Pinto the other day. It's like the car version of a risky Tinder date - you're just hoping it doesn't blow up before you get home.
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I heard they're making a movie about the Ford Pinto. It's called "Fast and the Combustible." Spoiler alert: it's a short film.
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If the Ford Pinto had a slogan, it would probably be something like, "Ford Pinto – because life is too short to worry about long-term investments.
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People used to brag about their Ford Pintos like, "Yeah, mine's got a special feature – it can roast marshmallows while I'm stuck in traffic.
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The Ford Pinto was the original eco-friendly car. Not because it ran on electricity, but because it encouraged you to carpool – just to have someone else in the car when it burst into flames.
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The Ford Pinto taught us a valuable life lesson - sometimes you need to invest a bit more in safety features, especially if your car has a tendency to turn into a fireball when someone rear-ends you in traffic.
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You know you're dealing with a classic when even your grandparents remember the Ford Pinto, and all they had to say was, "Ah yes, the hot rod that doubled as a barbecue.
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You ever notice how the Ford Pinto was like the pioneer of car recycling? I mean, it had a built-in expiration date and everything. "Oh, it's 1978? Time to upgrade or explode, your choice!
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