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Why did the Ford refuse to race the Chevy? It didn't want to exhaust itself!
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Why did the Ford start a band with the Chevy? They wanted to create some 'auto-tune' together!
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Why did the Chevy apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to roll with the dough!
Ford Versus Chevy Therapy
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I think they should have therapy sessions for Ford and Chevy owners. You know, sit them down in a room with a mediator and let them air their automotive grievances. Tell me, how did it feel when that F-150 cut you off on the highway?
Dating Advice from Cars
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I asked my friend for relationship advice, and he goes, It's simple, man. Find someone who prefers Ford over Chevy. I'm like, What does that have to do with love? He says, If they can handle the Ford-Chevy debate, they can handle anything.
Pickup Line Showdown
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I tried using a pickup line on someone the other day. I walked up and said, Are you a Ford or a Chevy person? She looks at me and goes, I'm a Tesla enthusiast. Well, that's not in the script. I guess I need to update my dating notes.
Car Dealership Wars
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You ever walk into a car dealership and say, I'm interested in both Fords and Chevys. It's like telling a bartender you enjoy both Coke and Pepsi. Suddenly, you're the automotive Switzerland caught in the middle of a cola war.
Ford Over Chevy
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You know, people argue about Ford versus Chevy like it's some kind of automotive civil war. It's like they're expecting cars to start shooting horsepower at each other. Alright, Ford, you take the lead! Chevy, deploy the airbags!
Chevy Drivers’ Struggle
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Chevy drivers, on the other hand, they're like the rebellious teenagers of the automotive world. They've got that wild spirit, always trying to prove something. Yeah, my Chevy can do donuts in the snow, can your Ford do that? I'm like, Bro, my Ford can parallel park without drama. We're different.
Chevy Owners' Slogans
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You ever notice Chevy owners and their slogans? Like a Rock. Yeah, a rock that occasionally needs a jumpstart. Meanwhile, Ford owners are like, Built Tough. We're not just driving, we're on a mission to conquer potholes and traffic.
The Ford-Chevy Rivalry
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I overheard two guys arguing about Ford and Chevy the other day. It got so intense; I thought they were going to challenge each other to a dance-off or a drag race. I guess that's the automotive version of settling a score.
Ford and Chevy at the Pearly Gates
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I imagine when you get to the pearly gates, St. Peter asks, Did you drive a Ford or a Chevy? Your entire afterlife could hinge on that answer. Imagine being stuck in car purgatory because you didn't pick a side in the great automotive debate.
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