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What did the girl say to her friend who couldn't find her pen? 'Pencil-vania! It's where all the missing pens go.
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Why did the girl bring a pencil to the bar? In case she wanted to draw some conclusions!
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Why did the girl become a baker? She kneaded a new career that would rise to the occasion!
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Why did the girl bring a mirror to the math test? To reflect on her problems!
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Why did the girl bring a map to the perfume store? She wanted to find her way to the scents aisle!
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Why did the girl bring a ladder to the shoe store? She heard the shoes were high-heeled!
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Why did the girl bring a dictionary to the beach? She wanted to understand the meaning of the waves!
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Why did the girl bring a pen to the party? In case she needed to draw attention!
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I told a girl she should open a bakery. She said, 'Why?' I said, 'Because you already have a lot of dough!
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You ever notice how girls can communicate with just a glance? My girlfriend gave me one the other day, and I instantly knew I was in trouble. It's like she had a PhD in silent disappointment.
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Girls have a superpower. They can find things in their purses faster than I can find my own name in the alphabet. It's like Mary Poppins' bag, but instead of a lamp and umbrella, it's filled with receipts and mystery crumbs.
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I told my girlfriend she's like a fine wine, getting better with age. She replied, That's sweet, but don't forget, even fine wine has its corked moments. Note to self: Compliments are a delicate art form, like defusing a compliment bomb.
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You know, they say shopping is a stress reliever for girls. Well, if that's true, my credit card is doing its part to keep me Zen. It's so relaxed; it's practically in a meditation pose.
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I recently tried to understand the world of makeup. I walked into a cosmetics store, and the saleswoman asked if I needed help. I said, Yes, I'm looking for something that will make me look like I've had eight hours of sleep. She handed me a sleep mask. I think she misunderstood.
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I tried to surprise my girlfriend with breakfast in bed. The surprise was on me when I realized I can't cook. She looked at the burnt toast and said, You're lucky I love you. I think I just discovered the key ingredient: charred affection.
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Girls are amazing at dropping hints. My girlfriend once casually mentioned she liked diamonds. So, I bought her a deck of playing cards. Let's just say, subtlety is not my strong suit.
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I asked my friend how he handles his girlfriend's mood swings. He said, It's like riding a roller coaster. Just hang on tight and try not to scream. I'm starting to think relationships should come with a fasten seatbelt sign.
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I tried following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. By the end, I looked less like a beauty queen and more like I was auditioning for a role as a clown. Note to self: blending is key, but apparently, I'm more of a mixologist than an artist.
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