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The Workplace
When footsie becomes the unspoken office competition
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The boss caught me playing footsie with a colleague during a meeting. I tried to explain it was a team-building exercise, but now they want to schedule a "Footsie 101" workshop for the entire staff. Guess I'm the accidental trendsetter.
The Awkward Date
When footsie goes wrong on a first date
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Footsie tip: Make sure your date is playing footsie and not just searching for the TV remote with their foot. Nothing kills the mood faster than accidentally changing the channel to a crime documentary.
The Movie Theater
When footsie becomes a distracting subplot during a movie
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Movie theater footsie tip: Don't attempt it during an action movie. My date mistook my foot for an earthquake and spilled the entire large soda on herself. Now I know why they call it a "splash zone.
The Spa Day
When footsie turns a relaxing spa day into a toe-tally awkward experience
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Pro tip: When playing footsie at the spa, make sure your partner's feet are actually in the room. Accidentally playing footsie with the person in the next massage cubicle is a quick way to get banned from the spa.
The Family Gathering
When footsie becomes a competitive sport at a family reunion
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Family footsie is so intense; we had to create a penalty box for those who play dirty. Last year, Uncle Bob got a yellow card for using his toes to tickle unsuspecting opponents. We take footsie justice seriously.
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