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Why did the football player bring string to the game? To tie up the score!
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Why don't football players ever get lost? Because they always follow the quarterback!
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Why did the football team go to the bakery? They needed a good roll model!
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Why did the football team go to space? They wanted to get some intergalactic touchdowns!
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Why did the football team bring string to the game? They wanted to tie the score!
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Football clubs are where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. You'll find out who your real friends are when your team plays against theirs.
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Football clubs: the one place where losing is a tragedy and winning is a religious experience. Fans leave the stadium either mourning or chanting 'Hallelujah!'
Football Clubs: Where grown men yell at a bunch of guys kicking a ball, as if their life decisions depend on it.
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Ever notice how football clubs bring out the philosopher in everyone? Yes, let's discuss the existential meaning of that offside call for the next hour!
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Football clubs are the only places where fans believe they can manage the team better than the actual manager. 'Put me in, Coach, I've played a lot of FIFA!'
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Football clubs make you question your sanity. You scream at the TV, jump around like a maniac, and then wonder why your heart rate is through the roof. All for a bunch of guys chasing a ball.
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Football clubs are like the ultimate support group for emotional roller coasters. One minute you're high on victory, the next you're drowning in the depths of a defeat.
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Football clubs are the only places where you can simultaneously curse and praise the same person in the span of 90 minutes. 'Jones, you're a legend!
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Football clubs have the power to turn any sane person into a superstitious maniac. Lucky socks, lucky hats, lucky chants... it's like Hogwarts but for sports.
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Football clubs: the only place where grown adults proudly wear jerseys emblazoned with another person's name on their back. Can you imagine that in other professions? 'Hey, Bob from Accounting, nice spreadsheet, mind if I wear it?'
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