5 Jokes For Fly In

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 04 2025

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The Pilot

Dealing with unexpected passengers
Ever been on a flight with a fly in the cockpit? Talk about a buzzing co-pilot!

The Exterminator

Trying to get rid of a fly in an airplane
I asked the captain if I could borrow the plane's loudspeaker to negotiate with the fly. "This is your captain speaking – either leave voluntarily or brace for turbulence!

The Annoyed Passenger

Coping with a persistent fly during the entire flight
I tried swatting the fly during the flight, but it kept dodging my attempts. It's like it had a black belt in karate or something.

The Airport Janitor

Cleaning up after a fly-infested airplane lands
Flies love airports – it's like a five-star hotel for them. I'm just here to clean up after their bug party.

The Air Traffic Controller

Coordinating landings and takeoffs with a fly buzzing around
Air traffic controllers and flies have something in common – they both know how to create a lot of buzz.

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