8 Jokes For Flippers

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Updated on: Apr 12 2025

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I asked the dolphin if it wanted to play cards. It said, 'Sure, but no flippin' cheaters!
How do dolphins send messages underwater? They use the flippin' postal service!
Why don't dolphins ever get lost? They always follow their inner flip-navigation system!
Why did the flounder break up with the shrimp? It wanted a partner who could keep up with the flippin' good times!
Why did the dolphin apply for a loan? It wanted to buy a new flippad for its underwater office!
What's a dolphin's favorite TV show? Flipper the Dolphin Whisperer!
I asked my friend how he got so good at swimming. He said it's all about finding the right flippertunity!
I tried to teach my pet fish a trick, but it just kept floundering. Maybe I should have used flippers instead!

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