8 Jokes About Flexibility

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Updated on: Aug 04 2024

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I joined a flexibility club, but they were too rigid about their rules!
I went to a flexibility workshop, but I couldn't find a parking spot. I guess I need to work on my parallel parking skills!
I told my boss I have a flexible schedule. He said, 'That's great! Can you start working from the yoga studio?
Why did the yoga instructor become a stand-up comedian? Because they mastered the art of flexibility and stretching the truth!
I told my friend I could touch my toes without bending my knees. He said, 'That's not flexibility, that's levitation!
I asked my friend if he could touch his toes. He said, 'I don't know, I never thought about negotiating with them.
My computer is like a gymnast – it's incredibly flexible until it has to deal with too many attachments!
Why did the cat take a yoga class? It wanted to learn the purr-fect pose for catching mice!

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