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Why is it that the snooze button on the alarm clock is so small? It's like the designers thought, "You know what would be fun? Making them play a game of 'Where's Waldo?' every morning, but with a really annoying soundtrack.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a dishwasher, but then you realize it has a flaw – it can't load and unload itself. So much for progress; I was expecting it to also wash the dishes in my dreams.
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Ever notice how elevator music is designed to be calming? Well, the flaw is that it's so calming; it makes you forget what floor you're on. You step out, and suddenly you're in a real-life episode of "Lost.
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The flaw in birthday candles is that the more you have, the harder it is to pretend you're not aging. "Why is there a mini bonfire on your cake?" "Oh, that? It's just a friendly reminder that time is undefeated, my friend.
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My phone has facial recognition, but it can't seem to recognize my face in the morning. It's like, "Sorry, who are you, and why do you look like you just wrestled with a tornado?
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The flaw with online shopping is that the package tracking feature turns into a real-life suspense thriller. You're waiting for your delivery like it's the grand finale of a season finale, but with more anxiety and fewer explosions.
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The flaw with fitness trackers is that they're great at counting steps, but they never account for the extra steps you take avoiding that one person you don't want to run into at the grocery store.
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Have you ever noticed that the pen you really need is always the one that's out of ink? It's like they're playing hide and seek, and the ink is the champion.
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Have you ever noticed that the flaw in the design of remote controls is that the buttons you need are always too small, and the ones you accidentally press are like, "SURPRISE! You just ordered a pizza in Chinese.
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