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Why did the bird refuse to fly south? It was worried about getting caught in a flap of traffic!
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Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep the mouse flap company!
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Why did the bee visit the envelope? It heard there was a lot of buzz around its flaps!
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Why was the blanket always invited to parties? Because it knew how to throw a good flap!
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Why was the envelope so confident? Because it knew how to seal the flap of success!
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Why did the bird get a job at the post office? Because it wanted to work in the flap department!
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Why did the chicken get a job as a security guard? It wanted to watch the coop's flap!
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Why did the chef only cook using the flap of the oven? Because he wanted to bake it 'til it's crisp!
Flap Fortunes
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They say a flap in motion stays in motion until it meets a clumsy person like me. Seriously, I've had more accidental wardrobe malfunctions than a sitcom character. If flaps had feelings, mine would've filed for emotional distress by now.
Flap or Trap?
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Ever tried to eat a burrito and the bottom flap decides it wants to join the party? You're there thinking you've got a foolproof system, and suddenly it's a scene out of a slapstick comedy, except the punchline is your shirt getting a guacamole stain.
Flap Philosophy
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You ever wonder if there's a higher purpose to these flaps? Like, maybe they're the universe's way of testing our patience. Or maybe they're just trying to get a front-row seat to all the chaos they cause. Either way, I'm still trying to figure out the cosmic significance of a stubborn flap.
Flap Forecast
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I checked the weather app today, and you won't believe what it said. Chance of flaps: 100%. I mean, forget rain or shine, I've got a guaranteed forecast of flaps causing chaos in my life.
The Great Flap Mix-Up
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You ever notice how every time you try to put on a fitted sheet, it's like a game of find the flap? One minute you're all confident, the next you're in a wrestling match with a piece of fabric that seems to have a mind of its own. I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm in a magic show, and the bedsheet is the one pulling all the tricks.
Flap Frenzy
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I tried joining a DIY group to learn how to handle these flaps. But let me tell you, those people are intense! I showed up with a piece of fabric and they treated it like it was some mythical beast. Handle with care! they said. I mean, it's a flap, not a lion!
Flap Fable
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There's an ancient tale about a man who conquered mountains, crossed deserts, and faced fierce beasts. But the one thing that defeated him? The elusive flap of his shirt. Moral of the story: never underestimate the power of a tiny piece of fabric.
Flap Flattery
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The other day, a friend told me, You look like you've got a lot on your mind. Turns out, I just had my shirt flap stuck in my jeans. But hey, if unintentional attention is the best kind of flattery, I'm practically a celebrity!
Flap Flight
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You know you're having a rough day when the only thing that seems to be going right is your shirt flap getting caught in the wind and giving you that superhero cape effect. I felt invincible until I realized I was just dangerously close to flashing everyone.
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