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Why did the snowflake apply for a job? It wanted to find its 'flake' in the corporate world!
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I accidentally stepped on a snowflake, and it shouted, 'You've just crossed the line!
The Flaky Universe
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I'm convinced the universe has a sense of humor. It throws these flaky situations at us just to keep things interesting. I mean, who needs TV dramas when you've got your own daily episode of The Flaky Chronicles?
Flakes in My Life
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You ever notice how life's like a bowl of cereal? Sometimes it's filled with those pesky little flakes. And no, I'm not talking about the cornflakes or frosted flakes; I'm talking about the flaky people who promise to show up but disappear faster than a spoonful of cereal in the morning!
Flaky Friends
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I've got friends who are flakier than a croissant on a Sunday morning. You make plans with them, and suddenly, they're harder to find than Waldo in a camouflage store. I mean, if disappearing was an Olympic sport, they'd win gold every time!
Flaky Excuses
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Flaky people have a whole arsenal of excuses. It's like they've got a 'Wheel of Excuses' they spin every time they bail on plans. Sorry, I'm washing my goldfish that day or I've suddenly got a pressing appointment with my sock drawer.
Flakes: The No-Show Experts
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You know those people who could be world champions in not showing up? They've got a PhD in making plans and then disappearing faster than a magician's assistant. Presto! They're gone!
Flakes: The Weather Report
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Weather forecasts are just like flaky friends. You ask for a sunny day, they promise it, and then you end up in a snowstorm. It's like they've got a meteorologist on standby who's just as reliable as my neighbor's cat predicting the weather.
Flakes: The Missing Puzzle Piece
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Flakes are like that one missing puzzle piece. You're excited to finish the picture, and then, poof! The piece vanishes into thin air. It's like life saying, Hey, here's a bit of mystery for you. Enjoy!
Flakes: The Unexpected Gift
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You know what, flakes aren't all bad. They're the unexpected gift of unpredictability in our lives. They keep us on our toes, reminding us that not everything needs to go according to plan. So here's to the flakes, making life a bit more interesting, one disappearing act at a time!
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