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Fisherman on a Boat in the Fjord
Dealing with overenthusiastic seagulls stealing the catch
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The other day, a seagull stole my sandwich right out of my hand. I thought, "Fine, you want it that badly, be my guest." I started putting bait on my sandwiches. Now I have seagulls following me like I'm the Pied Piper of Fjordwiches.
Penguin Living Near the Fjord
Dealing with tourists mistaking it for the Arctic
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Tourists even try to take selfies with me, thinking they found some rare, exotic species. I've become the unintentional mascot for misguided vacations. "Visit the fjord, home of the rare tropical penguin. Just watch out for its ferocious beak and tuxedo fashion sense!
Tour Guide at the Fjord
Trying to make a fjord sound exciting
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My friends ask me, "How do you keep people interested in fjords?" I tell them it's all about the suspense. "Will that cliff collapse? Will the icebergs make a move? It's like watching a nature documentary, but you're actually there freezing your butt off!
Polar Bear Complaining About the Fjord Weather
Trying to stay cool in a place that's too cool
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Tourists see me shivering and think it's adorable. I'm like, "This is not cute; this is survival. I'm not here for your Instagram likes; I'm just trying not to turn into a bear-sicle.
Ice Sculptor Inspired by the Fjord
Trying to explain abstract fjord art to critics
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It's tough being an artist when people expect you to convey the majesty of a fjord using a block of ice. I'm thinking of starting a movement: "Abstract Fjordism – Where Interpretation Melts Faster Than the Art.
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