5 Jokes For Finesse

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 05 2024

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Fast Food Drive-Thru Worker

Finessing orders in the chaos of a busy drive-thru
The other day, someone ordered a "small water cup," and then filled it with soda. I thought I was dealing with a genius, a soda-finessing mastermind. Turns out, they just had a thirst for rebellion.

Job Interviewer

Trying to finesse the perfect candidate
I asked a guy once, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" He said, "Not here." Well, buddy, you just finesse yourself out of the running for Employee of the Month.

Tech Support

Finessing solutions for technologically challenged customers
The other day, a customer told me their computer was "running a bit slow." I asked, "How slow?" They said, "I sent an email yesterday, and it just arrived." Finessing technology is like trying to teach a fish to ride a bicycle.

Wedding Planner

Finessing the perfect wedding amidst chaos
My job is basically making sure everything runs smoothly. It’s like trying to finesse a group of cats into synchronized swimming. "No, Mr. Fluffy, this is not the time for a hairball.

Parent of Teenagers

Finessing communication with rebellious teenagers
I tried to be cool and use their slang. I said, "Hey, that's lit!" My daughter looked at me and said, "Dad, you're not allowed to say that. Ever." Finessing coolness is a fine art, and I’m over here with a paint roller.

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