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Have you ever accidentally waved back at someone who wasn't actually waving at you? It's a split-second decision that leads to a mini existential crisis. "Do I play it cool or just keep waving and pretend I have a lot of friends?
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Why do we always have the best comebacks in the shower? It's like a stand-up routine for an audience of shampoo bottles. You'll be standing there, rinsing your hair, and suddenly, "Boom! The perfect comeback to that argument from three days ago!
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Have you noticed that the default ringtone on every phone seems to be the one nobody wants to admit they still have? You're at a fancy event, and suddenly "Marimba" starts playing, and everyone's digging through their designer bags like, "It's definitely not me.
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You ever notice how people's shopping carts at the grocery store are like a snapshot of their life? You've got the health enthusiast with kale and quinoa, then there's the one filled with frozen pizzas and energy drinks—must be exam week! And let's not forget the person who's clearly aiming for a well-balanced diet... of snacks.
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Can we talk about that awkward dance people do when they're trying to pass someone on the sidewalk? It's like a mini cha-cha, but with uncertain eye contact. "Should I go left? Right? Oh, no, we're both going the same way. Abort mission!
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Let's talk about USBs. It's a 50-50 chance every time—no matter how many times you flip it, it's always wrong the first try. It's like a secret initiation to the tech world: "Welcome, struggle is part of the journey.
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Have you noticed that turning on subtitles while watching TV is an instant admission of defeat? "I speak the language, I really do, but sometimes I just need reassurance that I caught that mumble correctly.
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Why is it that our memory is a champ when it comes to cringy moments from 10 years ago, but suddenly turns into a goldfish when we need to remember why we walked into a room? "I'm here for... uh... what was I here for?
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Let's talk about the weather app on our phones. It's the most optimistic liar we know. "100% chance of rain" means it might drizzle for two seconds. "Partly cloudy" translates to carrying an umbrella for no reason.
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