5 Jokes For Figurative Language

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 27 2025

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The Simile Scientist

Comparing everything to something else
Waking up on a Monday is like trying to start a lawnmower that's been sitting in the garage all winter. Lots of noise, sputtering, and a few false starts.

The Literal Lenny

Dealing with people who take figurative language literally
My boss told me to break a leg during the presentation. So, I performed a dramatic dance routine, and now I'm on medical leave with a fractured ankle.

The Grammar Guru

Battling the misuse of figurative language
My friend claims he's a metaphor expert. I told him, "That's a real page-turner of a skill!

The Metaphor Maniac

Living life as a walking metaphor
My love life is like a GPS with a glitch. It keeps recalculating, and I'm stuck in the friend zone roundabout.

The Punny Professor

Juggling wordplay with figurative expressions
My friend asked me to stop making puns about construction. I told him I couldn't, it's just how I build rapport!

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