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Why did Ferb bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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Ferb's New Year's resolution? 1080p. He wanted to be more high definition!
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Ferb wanted to be a barber but couldn't cut it. He just didn't have the shear talent!
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Why did Ferb become a gardener? He wanted to turnip the beet in the backyard!
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Why did Ferb become a comedian? Because he had a natural talent for deadpan humor!
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Ferb told me he can make a belt out of watches. But I think it's a waist of time.
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Why did Ferb bring a ladder to the comedy club? He wanted to take his humor to the next level!
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Ferb's the only guy I know who can fix a computer with just a stare. I handed him my laptop, and in two minutes, he looked at me and said, 'You had 27 tabs open for cat videos, didn't you?' He's the IT whisperer.
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I asked Ferb for fashion advice, and he said, 'Dress for the job you want.' So now I'm sitting at home in a Batman costume, waiting for a call from Gotham City HR. Thanks, Ferb.
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I tried to prank Ferb once by hiding his favorite snacks. The man found them within seconds. Forget Where's Waldo; we need a game called 'Where's Ferb's Snacks'—it would be impossible.
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I asked Ferb to describe himself in three words. He said, 'Efficient, punctual, and concise.' I guess 'master of understatement' wasn't on the list.
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Ferb's idea of a wild night out is reading the entire terms and conditions before clicking 'I agree.' I'm over here living on the edge, and he's in the corner with a magnifying glass checking for loopholes.
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Ferb's so good at saving money; he once negotiated a discount at a dollar store. I didn't even know that was possible. Now, he's the proud owner of 98-cent bargains.
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Ferb's morning routine includes solving a Rubik's Cube while reciting the periodic table. Meanwhile, I struggle to remember if I brushed my teeth or not. It's like living with a human encyclopedia.
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You know you're getting old when you ask Ferb what's trending, and he replies with 'the stock market' instead of the latest viral dance on TikTok. I miss the days when 'trending' meant a catchy jingle, not financial advice.
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Ferb, the silent genius in my house. He's so quiet that sometimes I forget he's there. I'm convinced he's invented a stealth mode for humans.
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