7 Jokes For Female Astronaut

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Updated on: Dec 16 2024

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Did you hear about the female astronaut who stepped on gum on the moon? She got stuck in orbit!
How does a female astronaut style her hair in space? With a rocket ponytail!
Why did the female astronaut wear lipstick in space? She wanted to make-up for zero gravity!
Why did the female astronaut refuse to take off her spacesuit? She didn't want to be caught meteor-naked!
Why did the female astronaut bring a ladder to space? To reach the highest stars!
Why did the female astronaut become a gardener? She wanted to plant her flag on a new kind of soil!
Why don't female astronauts tell secrets in space? Because there are too many ears!

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