5 Fb Viewing Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 01 2024

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I told my parents I'm on a social media cleanse. They said, 'So you're studying for your anti-social degree?
I told my friend I spent all day on Facebook. He asked if I was studying. I said, 'Yeah, I'm majoring in scrolling.
My grandma joined Facebook. Now, instead of sending me letters, she pokes me!
I updated my status to 'On a diet.' Now my feed is just ads for salad dressing!
I thought about quitting Facebook, but then I remembered I have friends who post memes!

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