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Why did the chef have a favorite position? Because he wanted to stir things up in the kitchen!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? It was outstanding in its field, in the favorite position!
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Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It couldn't find its favorite position in the network.
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Why do secret agents have a favorite position? Because they like to stay undercover!
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Why did the chair break up with the table? It found a new favorite position.
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Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? To tie up the score in his favorite position!
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Why did the football player take a ladder to the game? He wanted to reach a higher position for his favorite throw!
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You know, people always ask about your favorite position in job interviews. I tried saying CEO, but apparently, that's not what they meant. They were talking about sitting or standing desks.
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I recently took up meditation to find my inner peace. Turns out, my inner peace is located on the couch, in a horizontal position, with a bag of chips by my side. Who knew?
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You know, my favorite position is the one where I'm not asked to pick a favorite position. I mean, come on, I have a hard enough time choosing between standing awkwardly at parties and lying down contemplating life.
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They say your favorite position reveals a lot about your personality. Well, my favorite position is sitting on the fence. I like to keep my options open, especially when it comes to sitting.
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I told my doctor my favorite position is horizontal, and he said I need more exercise. So now, my favorite position is sitting at the gym, watching people exercise.
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My favorite position is the one where I can eat snacks without accidentally dropping them on my shirt. It's a delicate balance between comfort and snack security.
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My favorite position is the one where I can reach the remote without having to get up. That's what I call peak efficiency - it's like a yoga pose for lazy people.
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My favorite position is the one where I can pretend to be productive while actually just scrolling through memes. It's a delicate art, mastering the illusion of workplace engagement.
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You ever notice how when someone asks about your favorite position, they're either talking about yoga or something else entirely? I just say horizontal and let them figure it out.
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