4 Jokes For Favorite Drink

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Updated on: Mar 16 2025

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You ever notice how people's favorite drinks say a lot about them? I mean, I recently asked a friend what their favorite drink was, and they said, "Water." Water? Come on, that's not a favorite drink; that's a survival choice! I'm talking about something with a little more personality.
But
Now, let's talk about non-alcoholic drinks. Mocktails, they call them. The term sounds like a failed attempt at a superhero name. "Fear not, citizens! Mocktail Man is here to save your liver!"
I tried ordering a mocktail once, and the bartender gave me a look like I told them I
Coffee drinkers, where you at? You know, we live in a world where ordering coffee has become an art form. I went to a coffee shop the other day, and the barista asked, "Do you want that as a cold brew, a pour-over, or a drip?" I felt like I
Let's talk about the folks who claim water as their favorite drink. I mean, really? Water is the default, the baseline. It's like saying your favorite air is the one you breathe. "Ah, this oxygen, exquisite!"
But some people take it to the next level. They have these fancy water

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