7+ Best One Liners father'ss day Jokes

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I told my dad he should embrace his mistakes. He gave me a hug.

I told my dad I was thinking of running a marathon. He said, 'I hope you like the smell of napalm in the morning.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.

I told my dad I needed a raise in my allowance. He said, 'Why? You're not a tree.

My dad wanted to be an astronaut. But he needed space.

My dad has a collection of dad jokes. It's a real dad-a-base.

Why did the dad pencil have trouble connecting with his kids? It couldn't draw them in!

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