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I was playing poker with a guy who had such a massive head that I thought he was bluffing every time he scratched his ear. Turns out, he was just trying to maintain balance.
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I was behind this guy in line, and his head was so enormous that I'm pretty sure he paid for his groceries by weight. The cashier was like, "That'll be $50 for the groceries and an extra $20 for your head, sir.
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Have you ever tried to take a group photo with someone with a "fat head"? It's like playing a game of human Tetris. You're there, trying to find the perfect angle, while their head is just blocking out the sun for everyone else.
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You ever notice how some people have such a big ego that their head looks like it's on a VIP list at the Neck Club? I mean, I thought we were all in this together, but their head seems to have its own gravitational pull.
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I saw this guy the other day with a head so big, I thought he was auditioning for a role as the next human balloon. I mean, if arrogance had a physical form, it would probably be a "fat head.
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You ever meet someone with a head so big, you're convinced they have their own gravitational field? I accidentally dropped my keys near them once, and it was like trying to escape a black hole – a struggle of cosmic proportions.
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You ever meet someone with a head so big, it's like they're carrying around their own personal weather system? I swear, when they enter a room, you can feel the atmospheric pressure change.
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You know you've got a "fat head" when you try to put on a regular-sized hat, and it looks like a kid trying to wear his dad's sombrero. It's like a fashion statement that says, "I've got big dreams and an even bigger head.
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I saw this guy on the subway, and his head was so large that he had to use two seats. I guess when you've got a "fat head," personal space becomes a two-seater affair.
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