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Farmers have this uncanny ability to predict the weather better than any meteorologist. They'll take one look at the sky and say, "Yep, it's gonna rain in precisely 32 minutes and 17 seconds." Meanwhile, I can't even predict what I'm having for dinner tonight.
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Farmers must have a secret language. I overheard two farmers talking about crops, and it sounded like they were discussing a top-secret mission. "The corn is infiltrating the soybean territory, over." I was tempted to join in with, "Copy that, lettuce on standby.
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Farmers have a unique sense of fashion. I saw one wearing overalls and thought, "That's a bold choice." But then I realized, with all those pockets, they're basically walking around with a mobile toolbox. Fashion meets functionality.
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Farmers are the original multitaskers. They can drive a tractor, talk on the phone, and probably solve a Rubik's Cube with one hand, all while herding cows. Meanwhile, I struggle to text and walk without bumping into things.
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I admire farmers for their optimism. You could tell them there's a drought, and they'll respond with, "Well, at least we won't need to mow the lawn." Always looking on the bright side, those farmers.
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Ever notice how farmers are the original recyclers? They've been practicing sustainable living for years. While I struggle to remember to bring my reusable bag to the grocery store, farmers are out there turning manure into gold. Now that's commitment to the environment!
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You ever notice how farmers have this magical ability to make you question your understanding of seasons? I asked one, "What season is it?" He said, "Oh, it's planting season." I'm thinking, "I thought it was summer, but sure, let's roll with planting season!
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Farming is the only profession where you can't call in sick to work. Imagine calling your boss and saying, "Sorry, can't make it to the fields today. My carrots are feeling under the weather." I'd love to see their reaction.
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Have you ever tried having a conversation with a farmer during harvest time? It's like playing a game of "Can You Hear Me Over the Combine?" You end up shouting compliments about their crops like, "Your corn looks amazing!" and hoping they heard you correctly.
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