5 Jokes For Farmer's Daughter

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 07 2024

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The Confused Tourist

The tourist is confused by rural customs.
I asked the farmer's daughter if I could use her Wi-Fi. She said, "We don't have Wi-Fi, but you can connect with nature." I said, "Nature doesn't have Netflix!

The City Slicker Visiting the Farm

The city slicker is completely out of place on the farm.
I tried impressing the farmer's daughter by milking a cow. She said, "That's a bull." I replied, "Well, no wonder it was so angry!

The Matchmaking Friend

The friend is determined to find the farmer's daughter a suitable match.
I told the farmer's daughter I found her a match on a dating app. She asked, "What's his occupation?" I said, "He's a 'kernel' of the corn industry." She replied, "You're just 'corny.'

The Concerned Neighbor

The neighbor is worried about the farmer's daughter's choices.
My neighbor is convinced the farmer's daughter is dating a scarecrow. I said, "Well, at least she's into someone who's outstanding in his field!

The Farmer's Daughter Herself

The farmer's daughter is tired of the rural lifestyle.
I tried online dating, and the guys kept asking if I was into "plowing." I said, "Look, I'm looking for a relationship, not agricultural advice!

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