5 Jokes For Fall Guy

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 04 2024

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The Family Gatherings Victim

Targeted for all family accidents
In my family, I've got a reputation. If something goes awry, it’s 'Oh, must be Uncle's gravitational pull again.' I'm waiting for the day they blame me for a power outage because I sneezed too hard!

The Office Mishap Magnet

Blamed for every workplace blunder
They call me the 'Epicenter of Workplace Mayhem.' If there's a paper cut, I'm the prime suspect. The other day, the elevator stopped mid-floor, and I'm pretty sure someone muttered, 'Did they press the fall guy button?'

The Clumsy Roommate

Always blamed for household accidents
They say 'Accidents happen.' For me, they happen so frequently I've become a walking cautionary tale. I’m not the black cat crossing the road; I'm the one tripping over it!

The Social Event Troublemaker

Always linked to mishaps at parties or gatherings
Being a social event fall guy has its perks. I've got a reserved seat in the blame game. Last week, a balloon popped, and I'm fairly certain they expected me to yell 'Ta-da!' afterward.

The Relationship Mishap Magnet

Partner's accidents tend to be blamed on this person
They say love makes you blind. For my partner, love makes them blame me for everything that tips over, spills, or mysteriously breaks. I’ve become the household alibi for chaos in the name of love!

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