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You know you're an adult when the highlight of your weekend is getting an extra hour of sleep. "Oh, you went skydiving? Cool, I successfully stayed in bed an extra 60 minutes. Who's the real winner here?
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Isn't it funny how we turn into time travelers during "fall back"? You check your phone, and it's suddenly 1:59 AM, and then BOOM, it's 1:00 AM again. It's like a magic trick, but instead of a rabbit, you find your lost sock from the laundry.
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The best part about "fall back" is that you can finally win an argument about the correct time. "No, I'm not late; I'm just on standard time. You're living in the past, man!
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During "fall back," we get to experience the confusion of time travel without actually going anywhere. It's like, "Did I just time warp or did I forget to take my meds again?
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Fall back" is the one time of the year when everyone becomes a clock expert. "Wait, so if it's 2 AM twice, does that mean we age twice as slow? I should've paid more attention in physics class.
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Ever notice how "fall back" messes up all your plans? You're halfway through a movie, and suddenly it's like, "Surprise! The sequel is starting now. Hope you didn't have dinner plans or anything.
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Fall back" is a great excuse for those who are fashionably late. You stroll into the party, and everyone's already there, and you're like, "Hey, I just fell back in my schedule. Fashionably late is so last hour!
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Fall back" is when we discover the hidden talents of our alarm clocks. They suddenly become time-traveling wizards, and we're just here hoping they don't start predicting our future.
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You ever notice how "fall back" is the only time we're excited to get an extra hour of sleep? It's like, for one glorious day, we're all professional nappers. "Oh, you're doing something at 2? Sorry, I'll be in the middle of a deep REM cycle. Blame daylight saving, not me.
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