6 Jokes For Fair

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Updated on: Sep 17 2024

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I started a band called '1023 Megabytes.' We haven't gotten a gig yet, but at least we have plenty of fair memory!
Why did the clown bring a ladder to the fair? Because he wanted to step up his performance!
My friend bet me a hundred bucks I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen the look on his face as I drove pasta at the county fair!
I bought shoes from a drug dealer at the fair. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!
I used to be a baker at the fair, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change!
I tried to take a selfie at the fair, but it was a disaster. Apparently, cotton candy and roller coasters don't mix well with smartphones!

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