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I've never seen people move faster than when the factory whistle blows at the end of the day. It's like they just found out the office is giving away free Wi-Fi for the next five minutes. Sprint to the finish line, folks!
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You know, I was thinking about factory workers the other day. They're the unsung heroes of our time. I mean, who else can make standing for eight hours straight in a hairnet look so glamorous?
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You ever accidentally buy something with "Some assembly required" on the box? It's like they're testing our patience. I'm just glad the factory workers who put that stuff together don't assemble IKEA furniture. I'd end up with a bookshelf that looks like modern art.
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You ever notice that factory workers have this secret language? They communicate with each other through a series of hand signals and nods. I tried to decode it once, but I ended up looking like I was auditioning for a dance-off. Maybe it's a skill you only acquire after assembling a million widgets.
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Ever notice how factory workers always have those amazing reflexes? They can catch falling objects with ninja-like precision. I drop a pen, and it's a goner. They drop a wrench, and it's like they're auditioning for a superhero movie.
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Factory workers must have the best poker faces. I mean, they deal with machinery and equipment that would make the rest of us run for the hills. "Oh, a giant press that can crush a car? No big deal. Just another day at the office.
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I have a friend who's a factory worker, and he told me they have this unwritten rule about lunch breaks. It's like a covert mission – you have to time it just right to avoid the microwave traffic jam. It's like the Hunger Games, but with leftovers.
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I asked a factory worker what the secret is to surviving the monotony of assembly line work. He said, "Bluetooth headphones and a killer playlist." Suddenly, I have a newfound appreciation for the power of '80s hair metal in the workplace.
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I heard about this factory worker who started a fitness trend. Instead of hitting the gym, he incorporated lifting heavy boxes into his workout routine. Now he's got biceps like Popeye and a sponsorship deal with a cardboard box company.
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