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The Overzealous Poker
When someone takes the Facebook poke way too seriously.
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Ever have that friend who pokes you, and then immediately sends you a message asking why you haven't poked them back? It's like they're keeping a meticulous poke ledger, and if you don't reciprocate, they'll file a formal complaint with the Poking Ethics Committee.
The Reluctant Facebook Poke
When you get a poke from someone you barely know.
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When you get a Facebook poke from your ex, it's like receiving a message in Morse code that translates to "I'm still here, just a click away. Are you sure you want to close this chapter?
The Facebook Poke Ghost
When you receive a poke from someone who passed away.
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My grandma, God rest her soul, just poked me on Facebook. Now I'm torn between feeling comforted by the thought that she's keeping an eye on me and slightly concerned that she's got nothing better to do in the afterlife than digital mischief.
The Facebook Poke Intervention
When your friends decide it's time for a Facebook poke intervention.
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My mom called me, concerned, asking if everything was okay because she noticed I hadn't poked her in weeks. I reassured her that our real-life relationship is intact, but she insisted that Facebook poking is the glue that holds families together. Who knew my mom was a virtual bonding enthusiast?
The Accidental Poke
When you accidentally poke someone and don't know how to recover.
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I accidentally poked my boss on Facebook. Now, every time they walk by my desk, I can't help but wonder if they're judging my work or silently acknowledging the awkward virtual encounter. Maybe I should ask for a raise as compensation for the social media discomfort.
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