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The Eyelash Philosopher
Reflecting on the profound meaning of eyelashes in the grand scheme of life
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If life is a stage, then eyelashes are the actors. Sometimes they steal the show, and other times they make a dramatic exit. I like to think of them as the drama queens of facial hair.
The Eyelash in Love
When an eyelash falls in love but can't decide where to land
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Eyelashes are the most indecisive things. They're like, "Should I stay or should I go?" I'm just sitting there hoping it chooses to stay, thinking, "Come on, eyelash, I've got a date tomorrow!
The Eyelash Detective
Investigating the mysterious disappearance of eyelashes
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I'm convinced my eyelashes are in a witness protection program. They disappear without a trace, and I never see them again. Maybe they're living it up on someone else's face, under a new identity.
The Eyelash Fashionista
Navigating the pressure of keeping up with the latest eyelash trends
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You know you're a true eyelash fashionista when you've spent more on lashes than on your college textbooks. "Who needs an education when you can have voluminous lashes?" That's my motto.
The Eyelash Technician
The challenge of dealing with clients' superstitions and fears
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My job is to make people feel more confident, but some clients are convinced that losing an eyelash is like losing a piece of their soul. I'm just here trying to glue souls back onto faces, one lash at a time.
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