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The Overly Excited Tourist
Ignorance about local customs and safety
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I tried to impress the locals by saying I love their explosive cuisine. They looked at me weirdly until I clarified that I meant spicy food, not the kind that leaves a smoky residue.
The Pyrotechnician
Balancing safety and spectacle
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One time, a friend asked me, "What's the safest firework?" I said, "The one you watch on YouTube. From a distance. In your bomb shelter.
The Frustrated Chemist
When chemistry experiments go wrong
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I tried making a firework that emitted the smell of fresh cookies. It was a great idea until I realized that combining chemistry and baking can lead to less-than-delicious results. Who knew?
The Paranoid Pet Owner
Protecting pets from fireworks anxiety
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My neighbor suggested giving my pet a sedative during fireworks. I asked, "Is it safe?" He replied, "Well, it's safe for you because your pet will be too zonked out to remember what you did to them.
The Disappointed Birthday Enthusiast
Expecting a bang on your birthday
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I asked for a surprise party, and they decided to throw me a surprise fireworks display. The surprise was on me when I had to explain to the fire department that it wasn't an emergency, just an overenthusiastic birthday celebration.
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