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Why did the apartment become a comedian after getting evicted? It needed a fresh start with a new audience!
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Why did the landlord become a gardener? He wanted to cultivate a good tenant-ship!
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Why did the house go to therapy after being evicted? It had issues with commitment – always having different tenants!
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Why did the apartment file a police report? It got robbed – the tenant took all its space!
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Why did the apartment become a stand-up comedian? It needed a way to cope with being left empty-handed!
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Why did the house throw a party after getting evicted? It wanted to celebrate its newfound freedom – no more noisy tenants!
Being 'Evicted' from the Bathroom Mid-Shower – Now That's the True Definition of 'Cold War'!
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There's nothing quite as chilling as that moment when someone flushes the toilet and you're hit with an Arctic blast of ice-cold water. It's like the shower is staging a protest against my warm sanctuary. Eviction by freezing—take that, human!
If Thoughts Were Tenants, My Brain Would Be the 'Eviction King'!
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My brain has a zero-tolerance policy for nonsense. It evicts thoughts faster than a landlord with a hair trigger. Sorry, random song lyrics from five years ago, you're outta here! Make way for important information like... where did I leave my keys?
The Only Time I Want to Be 'Evicted' is from My Own Brain Cells' Board Meeting!
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You know you've hit a new low when even your brain cells are holding an eviction notice over your thoughts. I'm pretty sure they're plotting a coup d'état in there. We demand better jokes and less forgetfulness! Pack your bags, synapses!
My Social Life Has a 'Three Strikes, You're Evicted' Policy – It's the Ultimate Friendship Survivor Series!
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My friends better watch out because I'm enforcing a strict 'eviction' policy. Forget 'three strikes, you're out,' it's 'three bad jokes, you're evicted from the inner circle of hilariousness!' It's a survival of the funniest out here!
My Wallet Faces Regular 'Evictions' – It's an Unplanned Financial Freedom Movement!
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I think my wallet is part of an underground rebellion movement for financial freedom. It's staging a sit-in protest every time I try to buy something, like, Sorry, buddy, but you're evicted from the realm of 'money-spending sanity'!
I Swear My Car's Engine Has a 'No-Vehicle' Policy – It's a Mobile Eviction Specialist!
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I take my car to the mechanic, and it's like it's running a VIP club for repairs. Sorry, alternator, you're evicted from the engine premises! Next up, transmission, don't make me call security!
My Plants Are the Silent 'Eviction Squad' – They Die Faster Than Reality TV Shows!
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I try to embrace my green thumb, but my plants have a different idea. They see my care and attention as eviction notices. It's like they're saying, Thanks for the eviction notice, but we'd rather not be a part of your 'gardening sitcom'!
My Gym Membership Went Through a 'Mass Eviction' – Turns Out, It Was a Fitness 'Ghost Town'!
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I thought joining the gym was a good idea until I realized it was more deserted than a Wild West ghost town. I think the treadmills even had tumbleweeds rolling by. Sorry, muscles, but your membership is terminated due to lack of enthusiasm!
Getting 'Evicted' from the Fridge Should Be Considered a Tragic Comedy!
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I open the fridge with high hopes and aspirations, ready to embrace the joy of snacking. But as soon as I take the last slice of pizza, that leftover Chinese food raises a protest sign, screaming, Eviction without notice! This is a food coup!
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