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The Confused Game Show Host
Mixing up game show concepts with serious topics
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I thought I was auditioning for "The Price is Right," but it turns out it was "The End is Near." I said, "Is euthanasia covered in the showcase showdown, or do I need to spin for that?
The Misinformed Psychic
Predicting the wrong kind of future
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A client asked, "Will euthanasia bring me eternal peace?" I said, "Well, it depends. Are you talking about the afterlife or the satisfaction of finally finishing your to-do list?
The Reluctant Doctor
Balancing compassion and professional responsibility
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My patient asked me, "Doc, can you make me feel alive again?" I said, "Sure, have you tried switching to decaf? Oh, you meant literally. Awkward.
The Overenthusiastic Pet Whisperer
Navigating the emotional journey of pet owners
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Attempted to console a fish owner about euthanasia. They said, "But it's just floating there." I said, "Maybe it's practicing synchronized swimming, or it's the fish version of a protest—'float-ins' against water temperature.
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