5 Jokes For Esoteric

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Updated on: Jan 02 2025

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The Zen Master in a Fast-Food Drive-Thru

Seeking inner peace while surrounded by the chaos of burger cravings.
Tried meditating while waiting for my order. The guy behind me honked, and I thought, "Wow, my chakras must be really loud today.

The Conspiracy Theorist at a Family Reunion

Believing the family gathering is a secret meeting of the Illuminati.
Last family photo, I threw up the triangle sign, thinking we're all in on it. Turns out they were just signaling for the next round of desserts.

The Alien Comedian at an Open Mic Night

Struggling to understand Earth humor while navigating a comedy club atmosphere.
Attempted a knock-knock joke. Turns out, aliens don't understand why doors are involved. They were like, "Just teleport in, duh.

The Mime in a Karaoke Bar

Expressing oneself in silence while everyone else belts out tunes.
Got a standing ovation for my air drumming solo. Little did they know; I was actually just trying to swat away imaginary mosquitoes.

The Time-Traveling Tourist in a Modern Art Museum

Trying to appreciate abstract art from different time periods.
Found a piece titled "The Internet Age." It was just a sculpture of tangled charging cables. I thought, "Some things never change.

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