9 Esl Students Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 18 2024

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How does an ESL student apologize? He says, 'I'm sorry for my syntax errors – please accept my condestruction!
I tried to teach my ESL student about the importance of punctuation. He didn't understand until I explained, 'Commakaze – the art of using commas with reckless abandon!
I told my ESL student friend he was a wordsmith. He asked, 'Is that a blacksmith for words?
I told my ESL student friend a joke about grammar. He laughed, then said, 'I'll verbally underline that one for later!
Why did the ESL student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high levels of English!
I told my ESL student friend a joke in English. It took him a while to get it, but when he did, he translated it into five different languages – just to be sure!
Why don't ESL students ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they're always trying to find the right words!
Why was the ESL student so good at Scrabble? Because he always knew how to make words work together, even if they were from different countries!
I asked my ESL student if he liked poetry. He said, 'Iamb, therefore I am!

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