8+ Best One Liners Jokes For end of the year

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I asked my boss for a raise at the end of the year. He told me to wait until the company's fiscal year ends. So, I guess I'll be waiting forever.

At the end of the year, I made a resolution to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 more to go!

I wanted to quit all my bad habits at the end of the year, but then I remembered nobody likes a quitter.

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve? Social media.

At the end of the year, I bought a pack of batteries. They weren't included, so I had to buy them separately.

At the end of the year, I promised myself I'd stop making jokes about the New Year. But resolutions are meant to be broken!

I told myself I should stop procrastinating at the end of the year. Guess what? I'll start next year.

At the end of the year, I tried to write a novel about time travel. It just wasn't going anywhere.

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