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You know what's elementary? The level of confidence you have when you're about to push a door that's labeled 'pull.' It's the ultimate test of our adaptability.
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Elementary school friendships were like trading cards. You'd swap friends during recess like, "I'll trade you my juice box at lunch for your turn on the swing!
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The excitement of having a substitute teacher in elementary school was like winning the educational jackpot. You could convince them that 'silent reading time' actually meant 'nap time.
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The pencil sharpener in elementary school was the original grind. You'd turn that handle like you were mining for gold and hoping your pencil wouldn't snap in the process.
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Elementary school was like a real-life game of 'The Floor is Lava.' Every time the teacher asked a question, not raising your hand was like trying to stay afloat on a sinking ship.
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Backpacks in elementary school were basically bottomless pits. You'd find a fossilized sandwich, a lost library book, and the occasional secret candy stash buried in there.
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The most suspenseful part of elementary school was the 'group projects.' It was a test of friendship, teamwork, and who got stuck doing all the work.
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Remember those elementary school math problems that involved sharing apples or candies? I don’t know who had that many apples to give away freely without anyone questioning their grocery budget.
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The school cafeteria in elementary had us all trained in a survival skill - the ability to barter. Trading your fruit cup for someone's cookies felt like striking a diplomatic treaty.
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