7 Elementary Teachers Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 16 2025

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Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
Why did the teacher jump into the pool with her students? She wanted to dive into education!
Why was the biology teacher so good at karate? Because they had a lot of living organisms to punch!
Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp objects!
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor!
Why don't teachers trust stairs? Because they're always up to something!

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