5 Eid In Urdu Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 02 2025

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Eid Feasts

The battle between fasting for a month and feasting in one day
Eid feasts are a test of your strategic eating skills. You start with biryani, move on to kebabs, take a breather with sheer kurma, and then go back for round two. It's like a culinary chess game, and your taste buds are the pawns.

Eidi Expectations

The struggle between wanting more Eidi and pretending you're too old for it
The most awkward moment on Eid is when you reach that age where people hesitate before giving you Eidi. You're like, "I still want it," and they're like, "Shouldn't you be giving Eidi by now?" It's a financial limbo.

Eid Family Gatherings

Trying to impress the relatives you see once a year
It's amazing how on Eid, everyone becomes a relationship expert. Aunties are like, "Beta, you should settle down," and uncles are like, "Back in my day..." I'm just here for the sheer awkwardness.

Eid Shopping Madness

Balancing budget and fashion sense
Eid shopping is the only time I can turn into a financial acrobat. I'm doing these incredible jumps between "I want this" and "Can I afford this?" My budget is like a trampoline, and I'm bouncing between dreams and reality.

Eid Selfies

Balancing the desire for the perfect Eid selfie and the reality of chaotic family photos
Eid selfies are an art form. You're trying to capture the joy of the moment, but your nephew is using your phone to play games, and your aunt is yelling at everyone to gather for the picture. It's a chaotic masterpiece.

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