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Ebola has the worst pickup lines. "Are you an asymptomatic carrier? Because every time I see you, my immune system goes weak in the knees.
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I was reading about Ebola, and it turns out the virus can survive on surfaces for hours. So now I'm imagining my kitchen counter as a potential outbreak epicenter. Guess I'll be ordering takeout forever.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but I'm pretty sure it won't cure Ebola. Still, it's worth a shot. Hey Ebola, have you heard this one? Maybe it'll get a sore sense of humor.
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Ebola is the only thing that can make a zombie apocalypse sound like a preferable option. "Brains or Ebola? I'll take my chances with the undead, thank you very much.
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Ebola is so serious that even the hand sanitizer is like, "I'm taking the day off. Call me when it's just the flu, okay?
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Ebola is like the VIP of viruses. It's got its own exclusive section in the medical textbooks, probably with a velvet rope and a bouncer saying, "Sorry, common cold, not on the list.
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Ebola is the ultimate social distancing champion. People are like, "Stay six feet away!" Ebola is like, "Hold my spike proteins; I can do better.
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Have you ever noticed that whenever there's an Ebola outbreak, suddenly everyone becomes an expert in infectious diseases? "Yeah, I watched a documentary once. I'm practically a virologist now.
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