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Why did the Easter egg break up with the omelet? It couldn't handle the eggstreme pressure!
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What's the Easter bunny's favorite type of movie? A hare-raising thriller!
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What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward? A receding hare-line!
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Why did the Easter egg hide behind the flowers? It wanted to stay egg-specially well-hidden!
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I tried explaining the concept of the Easter Bunny to my cat. He just looked at me like, 'You really expect me to believe a giant rabbit breaks into houses to leave eggs? Please, I'm not that gullible.'
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I tried organizing an Easter egg hunt for my friends, but it turns out adults don't really enjoy crawling through bushes looking for chocolate. Who knew?
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Easter Day, the only day it's socially acceptable to put all your eggs in one basket. Unless you're at a job interview, then it's just weird.
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You know you're an adult when the highlight of your Easter is finding that one parking spot close to the entrance of the supermarket. Forget the eggs, I've found gold!
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Easter is the only time of year when you can eat all the chocolate you want and blame it on a bunny. If I tried that in July, people would question my sanity, not my sweet tooth.
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You ever notice how Easter candy is strategically placed at the checkout counter? It's like they know we've just endured the longest winter ever and we're one peep away from a breakdown.
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My family insists on taking those Easter family photos every year. It's like a lineup of awkwardness, with everyone trying to smile while secretly plotting who gets the biggest piece of ham.
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I overheard a kid asking his mom, 'Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?' She replied, 'Well, sweetie, it's to make us appreciate how hard it is for us to find things like car keys and remote controls. It's a life lesson disguised as chocolate.'
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Easter always brings back memories of dyeing eggs with my family. It was like a Picasso painting, except instead of a masterpiece, we ended up with tie-dyed eggs that looked like they survived a nuclear explosion.
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