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The Overly Literal Friend
Taking Tagalog numbers too literally
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I asked my friend for 'syete' reasons why he's always late. He handed me a list: 1. Traffic, 2. Overslept, 3. Lost keys, 4. Stopped for coffee, 5. Traffic again, 6. Forgot the way, 7. Blamed it on me. Well, at least he's consistent.
The Forgetful Grandparent
Forgetting numbers in Tagalog
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My lolo claims he has a photographic memory. I asked him to count to ten in Tagalog. He said, "I can picture the numbers, but they're all taking a blurry selfie together. Uno, dos, tres... say cheese!
The Competitive Sibling
Sibling rivalry over who can remember more Tagalog numbers
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My sibling challenged me to a Tagalog counting contest. I said, "Fine, let's do it. Ready? Go! 'Uno, dos, tres...' Wait, what comes after 'tres' again?" My sibling laughed and declared victory. Turns out, sibling rivalry is forgetful.
The Math Teacher
Teaching Tagalog numbers to a class
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I assigned my students the task of memorizing Tagalog numbers. One student said, "Can we just use a calculator?" I replied, "No, in this class, the only calculator allowed is your brain, and it better be fluent in Tagalog.
The Confused Tourist
Trying to navigate using Tagalog numbers
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The GPS in the Philippines speaks Tagalog now. It told me, "In 'tres' hundred meters, turn right." I ended up turning right three times within the next hundred meters. Apparently, Tagalog numbers have a sense of humor.
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