7 Each Month Jokes

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Updated on: Mar 07 2025

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August is the Sunday of summer. You know fall is coming, but you're in denial until September hits.
April is the month when every day is a surprise. Will it rain? Will it be sunny? Who knows? It's like Mother Nature's game of hide and seek.
July is like a blockbuster movie. Explosive at the beginning, and you leave wondering where all your money went.
February is the shortest month, but it feels like the longest when you're waiting for your crush to text back.
October is the month when every grocery store becomes a horror movie set, thanks to the spooky decorations aisle.
May the fourth be with you, but beware of Revenge of the Fifth in May.
November is the month when you realize your jeans have been in denial about the extra helpings since Thanksgiving last year.

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