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What did one e bike say to the other? 'You really know how to turn me on!
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Why did the e bike apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to be in the business of making dough!
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Why do e bikes make terrible secret agents? They can't keep things under wraps – they're always charged up!
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I tried to make a joke about e bikes, but it got a little too charged. Now it's a shockingly good joke!
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Why did the e bike bring a ladder to the race? It wanted to take things to a whole new level!
E-Bike Confessions
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I confess, I secretly want an e-bike. Not for the speed or the convenience, but because when people ask if I work out, I can confidently say, Oh, you know, just finished a marathon... on my electric bike. It was electrifying!
E-Bike Romance
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I saw a couple on e-bikes holding hands and riding together. That's cute, but I tried it, and now I have a sore arm and a speeding ticket. Turns out, e-bike romance is a lot more thrilling in theory than in practice.
E-Bike Fitness Plan
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I thought about getting an e-bike for exercise, you know, to pedal without actually pedaling. It's like the lazy person's fitness plan. But then I realized, the only thing getting a workout is my credit card!
E-Bikes, the Unwritten Rules
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There should be a manual for e-bikes with unwritten rules. Like, if you see someone struggling on a regular bike, don't give them that condescending e-bike smile. It's not encouragement; it's just a reminder of their lack of battery-powered propulsion.
E-Bike Envy
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I tried an e-bike the other day. It zipped past me so effortlessly that I felt like a character in a video game trying to keep up with the player who activated cheat codes. I need an e-boost in my life!
E-Bike, the Ultimate Shortcut
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E-bikes are like the ultimate shortcut in life. It's like saying, I want to get there fast, but I also want everyone to know I care about the environment... as long as they don't notice the 20-mile extension cord I'm dragging behind me!
E-Bike Riders, the Silent Ninjas
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E-bike riders are like the silent ninjas of the bike lane. One moment you're peacefully biking along, and the next, whoosh, they silently zoom past you, leaving you wondering if it was a cyclist or just a gust of wind with a battery.
E-Bikes and the Speed Limit Dilemma
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Why do e-bikes even have speed limits? It's like giving a cheetah a leash and saying, Yeah, you can run, but not too fast! I want an e-bike that comes with a warning label: May cause uncontrollable laughter... from pedestrians trying to keep up!
E-Bikes: The Electric Struggle
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You ever notice how e-bikes are like relationships? They start off all electric and exciting, but after a while, you realize you're the one doing all the pedaling!
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