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The Lazy Rider
When the e-bike does all the work, and you just pretend to pedal.
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People give me strange looks when I'm on my e-bike. I just tell them, "I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode. Pedaling is so last century.
The Environmental Warrior
When you're trying to save the planet, but everyone else just sees you as the person with the fancy bike.
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Riding an e-bike is like having a rolling billboard that says, "Look at me, I'm reducing my carbon footprint!" Too bad it also says, "Look at me, I'm too lazy to pedal." It's a double-edged spoke.
The Fitness Faker
When you want to look fit but don't want to break a sweat.
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My e-bike has a fitness app that tracks my progress. It's like Strava, but instead of achievements like "King of the Mountain," mine are more like "Duke of the Downhill" and "Sultan of Sitting.
The Speed Demon
When the e-bike is so fast that you arrive at your destination before you even planned.
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The other day, someone asked me if my e-bike has NOS. I said, "No, but it's got ETS – Express Time Shift. I call it the Back to the Office Future edition.
The Range Anxiety Sufferer
When you're more worried about your e-bike running out of battery than your phone.
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I'm convinced e-bikes are secretly conspiring against us. Mine always runs out of battery when I'm halfway up a steep hill. It's like, "Really, bike? Couldn't you have picked a better time, like when I'm coasting downhill with the wind at my back?
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